Hey, Are you a Jedi Master? Cause, Yoda-Licious!

144

You’re as manly as Han Solo, as smart as Yoda, as cute as an ewok, as tough as a wompa, as awesome as Darth Maul, and as brave as Qui Gon Jinn.

149

Aren’t you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?

175

I’m (your name). I’m here to rescue you.

165

You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar

204

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

179

I’m so proud of this rhyme, you don’t understand.

157

Yoda only one for me.

158

I maybe an ewok, but I’m all wookiee where it counts baby

159

Are you a Sith Lord? Because I’ve Fallen for you.

106

We would be honored if you would join me.

114

I feel a great disturbance.. In my pants.

107

I find your lack of nudity disturbing.

97

I’ll get you off in less than 12 parsecs.

110

I must still be a moisture farmer.. Cause I’m getting you wet.

99

My barge is not the only thing ready to explode

91

I am on a diplomatic mission.. To totally make out with you.

98

Do me or do not do me, there is no ****job.

96

You definetely belong up here in the clouds

109