Hey, Are you a Jedi Master? Cause, Yoda-Licious!

156

You’re as manly as Han Solo, as smart as Yoda, as cute as an ewok, as tough as a wompa, as awesome as Darth Maul, and as brave as Qui Gon Jinn.

161

Aren’t you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?

184

I’m (your name). I’m here to rescue you.

176

You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar

230

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

208

I’m so proud of this rhyme, you don’t understand.

168

Yoda only one for me.

166

I maybe an ewok, but I’m all wookiee where it counts baby

168

Are you a Sith Lord? Because I’ve Fallen for you.

121

We would be honored if you would join me.

131

I feel a great disturbance.. In my pants.

122

I find your lack of nudity disturbing.

111

I’ll get you off in less than 12 parsecs.

127

I must still be a moisture farmer.. Cause I’m getting you wet.

113

My barge is not the only thing ready to explode

107

I am on a diplomatic mission.. To totally make out with you.

115

Do me or do not do me, there is no ****job.

109

You definetely belong up here in the clouds

145