Hey, Are you a Jedi Master? Cause, Yoda-Licious!

134

You’re as manly as Han Solo, as smart as Yoda, as cute as an ewok, as tough as a wompa, as awesome as Darth Maul, and as brave as Qui Gon Jinn.

136

Aren’t you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?

160

I’m (your name). I’m here to rescue you.

151

You’re hotter than the flames on Mustafar

183

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

157

I’m so proud of this rhyme, you don’t understand.

141

Yoda only one for me.

144

I maybe an ewok, but I’m all wookiee where it counts baby

136

Are you a Sith Lord? Because I’ve Fallen for you.

84

We would be honored if you would join me.

99

I feel a great disturbance.. In my pants.

75

I find your lack of nudity disturbing.

77

I’ll get you off in less than 12 parsecs.

89

I must still be a moisture farmer.. Cause I’m getting you wet.

81

My barge is not the only thing ready to explode

75

I am on a diplomatic mission.. To totally make out with you.

81

Do me or do not do me, there is no ****job.

80

You definetely belong up here in the clouds

83