Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

397

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

781

Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

407

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

530

Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!

306

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

268

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

372

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

528

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

342

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

209

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

154

I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece.

153

On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.

125

I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW?

130

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

133

Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.

139

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

134

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

112

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

112

Are you an architect? Because you just erected a monument in my pants.

87