Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

515

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

973

Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

493

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

673

Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!

407

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

332

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

467

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

687

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

443

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

253

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

199

I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece.

202

On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.

167

I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW?

186

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

186

Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.

192

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

195

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

148

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

150

Are you an architect? Because you just erected a monument in my pants.

122