Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

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What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

591

Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

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Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

400

Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!

226

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

204

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

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Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

423

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

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Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

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