Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

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What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

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Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

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Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

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Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!

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Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

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Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

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Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

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Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

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Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

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