Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.
Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece.
On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.
I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW?
We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you an architect? Because you just erected a monument in my pants.