Funny Pick Up Lines

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Funny Pick Up Lines

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece.

On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.

I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW?

Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you an architect? Because you just erected a monument in my pants.

Good news, the test results are negative!

Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.

You wanna see a donkey show?

Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

Those are nice legs. do they come over easy?

I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.

Did you sleep in a garbage can last night? Because you are looking trashy!

I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.

You look alot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend

Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I’d call when I found someone better.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.

  • Boy or girl: Do you work for Nike?
  • Boy or girl: Why ?
  • Boy or girl: Cause every time I see you i wanna “Just Do It”

My name might not be Taco Bell, but I sure can spice up your night!

  • Q: “What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?”
    A: “I want you inside me!”

Jingle bells, Facebook smells, Google+ go away. Myspace yuck, Bing sucks, Twitter ALL the way!

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

“I Love You” takes 3 seconds to say, hours to explain but a lifetime to prove.

Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle.

Hi, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.

If I was a plant you’d make my roots extend.

I hope your a plumber, cause you got my pipe leaking.

I call my thing Notorious, cause its B.I.G.You remind me of a magnet, cause you sure are attractive.

Did you sit in Frosted Flakes??? Because that a$$ is amazing!

Are you a bunny? Because you hopped your way into my heart.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

  • Me: Wanna go out?
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Me: It’s just like soccer, a goalie doesn’t mean you cant score.
    Girl: My boyfriend is Tim Howard

I’m not a photographer,  but I can picture us together.

Bae, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more

You smell like trash.. Can I take you out

  • Boy: “Do you want a kiss?”
    Girl: “No!”
    Boy: “Do you remember what I just said?”
    Girl: “Do you want a kiss?”
    Boy: “Yes, if you insist..”

Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other!

  • Boy: Close your eyes.
    Girl: K
    Boy: What do you see?
    Girl: Nothin.
    Boy: That’s my life without you.

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows; You’re hot and I wanna be on top of you

You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!

Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

I have the “I”, I have the “L”, I have the “O”, I have the “V”, I have the “E”, so, can I have “U”?

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