Are you a chicken? cause i️ wanna lay your eggs

119

You’re so right, I didn’t mind the number of times I had to swipe left just to find you!”

103

“Hey, tell me something about yourself that other guys wouldn’t know!”

89

“Less than a mile away? Watch out baby, you’re in the bone zone!”

94

“Tinderella, can I be your prince charming?”

98

“Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Tinder thinks we’re a match, how about you?”

96

“Oh no! I think this is love at first swipe!”

90

“Tinder agrees! We’re a match? So, when’s our wedding date?”

131

“Can I use your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?”

88

“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte”

131

“How are we going to tell our kids we met on tinder?”

42

“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

44

“So are you ready to meet my parents?”

42

“You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!”

44

“Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?”

45

“Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.”

42

“So what’s a good opening line to use on a cute girl on tinder?”

46

“Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?”

44

“Are you a polygamist?”

42

“I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours.”

51