Are you a chicken? cause i️ wanna lay your eggs

131

You’re so right, I didn’t mind the number of times I had to swipe left just to find you!”

111

“Hey, tell me something about yourself that other guys wouldn’t know!”

95

“Less than a mile away? Watch out baby, you’re in the bone zone!”

100

“Tinderella, can I be your prince charming?”

106

“Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Tinder thinks we’re a match, how about you?”

104

“Oh no! I think this is love at first swipe!”

98

“Tinder agrees! We’re a match? So, when’s our wedding date?”

136

“Can I use your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?”

94

“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte”

148

“How are we going to tell our kids we met on tinder?”

50

“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

52

“So are you ready to meet my parents?”

52

“You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!”

52

“Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?”

55

“Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.”

51

“So what’s a good opening line to use on a cute girl on tinder?”

56

“Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?”

52

“Are you a polygamist?”

49

“I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours.”

64