Tinder pick up lines

  • Are you a chicken? cause I wanna lay your eggs
  • You’re so right, I didn’t mind the number of times I had to swipe left just to find you!”
  • “Hey, tell me something about yourself that other guys wouldn’t know!”
  • “Less than a mile away? Watch out baby, you’re in the bone zone!”
  • “Tinderella, can I be your prince charming?”
  • “Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Tinder thinks we’re a match, how about you?”
  • “Oh no! I think this is love at first swipe!”
  • “Tinder agrees! We’re a match? So, when’s our wedding date?”
  • “Can I use your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?”
  • “Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte”
  • “How are we going to tell our kids we met on tinder?”
  • “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
  • “So are you ready to meet my parents?”
  • “You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!”
  • “Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?”
  • “Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.”
  • “So what’s a good opening line to use on a cute girl on tinder?”
  • “Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?”
  • “Are you a polygamist?”
  • “I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours.”
  • “I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.”
  • “Do you believe in love at first swipe?”
  • “I wish I was your dorm room so you could be inside me all day long.”
  • “I would do battle with a pack of wild mountain lions, inside of a handicapped stall at a local McDonald’s with my hands zip tied
  • “My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you!”
  • “Are you a haunted house? Because if I came inside you, I’m pretty sure I’d cry.”
  • “Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.”
  • “Are you Google? Because you’re everything I’m looking for…and I’m feeling lucky.”
  • “Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?”
  • “I’m not a farmer, but I’d plough the s**t out of you.”
  • “We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?”
  • “On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?”
  • “Is your personality as angelic as your hair?”
  • “If you were in Transformers, you’d be a Hot-o-bot called Optimus Fine.”
  • “Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?”
  • “I would walk through a thousand miles of glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.”
  • “I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.”
  • “I’ll tell you what people say behind your back. Nice ass.”
  • “Let me take you on an ate one of these days. You can get the d later.”
  • “Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouthful of wood.”
  • “Are you a corn girl? Cause I’m stalking you.”
  • “There’s 208 bones in your body, let’s make it one more ;)”
  • “Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafictations.”
  • “I’m like feb break. I come too early and am a bit short, but you won’t regret having me.”
  • “Are you fertile? I need a favor…”
  • “Want to go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the d later”
  • “Your dad wasn’t by any chance a baker, was he? You have great buns”
  • “If you were words on a page, you’d be what I call fine print”
  • “I wasn’t gonna message you but then I remembered my fish only has 2 hours to live and he wanted to see your b00bs”
  • “You look like you’re from Alberta ;)” lol what?
  • “If you were a Pokemon, I’d catch you.”
  • “Are we in the litter box, because I’m diggin’ you.”
  • “Girl I’d wait the 12 hours and 48 seconds until I can use my next Super Like on you”
  • You look like Tinderella (when she asks who’s Tinderella?) then you answer “Oh sorry! I supposed to say Cinderella, how’s your day so far?
  • I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your
  • I am not gonna lie, your eyebrow game is probably stronger than my benchpress.
  • Prettiest face and smile I’ve seen on Tinder
  • Finally I found the right girl!
  • You don’t know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find you
  • You’re so right, I didn’t mind the number of times I had to swipe left just to find you!
  • Hey, tell me something about yourself that other guys wouldn’t know!
  • Less than a mile away? Watch out baby, you’re in the bone zone!
  • Tinderella, can I be your prince charming?
  • Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Tinder thinks we’re a match, how about you?
  • Oh no! I think this is love at first swipe!
  • Tinder agrees! We’re a match? So, when’s our wedding date?
  • Can I use your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
  • Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte
  • How are we going to tell our kids we met on tinder?
  • So are you ready to meet my parents?
  • You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!
  • Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?
  • Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
  • So what’s a good opening line to use on a cute girl on tinder?
  • Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
  • I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.
  • I wish I was your dorm room so you could be inside me all day long.
  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw.
  • I would do battle with a pack of wild mountain lions, inside of a handicapped stall at a local McDonald’s with my hands zip tied
  • Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
  • My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you!
  • Are you a haunted house? Because if I came inside you, I’m pretty sure I’d cry.
  • Are you Google? Because you’re everything I’m looking for…and I’m feeling lucky.
  • Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?
  • I’m not a farmer, but I’d plough the s**t out of you.
  • We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
  • On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
  • Is your personality as angelic as your hair?
  • If you were in Transformers, you’d be a Hot-o-bot called Optimus Fine.
  • Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?
  • I would walk through a thousand miles of glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.
  • I’ll tell you what people say behind your back. Nice ass.
  • Let me take you on an ate one of these days. You can get the d later.
  • Are you a corn girl? Cause I’m stalking you.
  • There’s 208 bones in your body, let’s make it one more 😉
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafictations.
  • I’m like feb break. I come too early and am a bit short, but you won’t regret having me.
  • Are you fertile? I need a favor…
  • Want to go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the d later
  • Your dad wasn’t by any chance a baker, was he? You have great buns
  • If you were words on a page, you’d be what I call fine print
  • All these new matches but I only want you.
  • I wasn’t gonna message you but then I remembered my fish only has 2 hours to live and he wanted to see your b00bs
  • You look like you’re from Alberta ;)” lol what?
  • If you were a Pokemon, I’d catch you.
  • Are we in the litter box, because I’m diggin’ you.
  • Girl I’d wait the 12 hours and 48 seconds until I can use my next Super Like on you