Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

362

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

485

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

433

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

426

I want a kit from your kat

87

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

281

Your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I am lost at sea.

288

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

238

Are you tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

82

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

86