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Are you a clock? Because you are ticking me off.
Damn girl, you are the finest girl in 2015 (or whatever year it is).
Do you have the time?
Do you have the time? Because I’ve got the place!
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me
Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
Guy to a girl: What time do you have to be at work in the morning? Girl answers: 8 am Guy answers: Then I’ll set the alarm for 7 am
Guy answers: Then I’ll set the alarm for 7 am
Have you got the time? [Gives the time] Cool, so you have a watch, I’ll be here at 8, don’t be late.
Come back to my place so I can lose sleep over you.
Let’s do it at 2 a.m. and I’ll rock your world till 3:03, baby.
My clock tower just sprang forward. Wanna see?
When I met you, my heart skipped a beat — and an hour.
When I’m with you, time disappears.
I set my clock two hours ahead so I could see a future with you in it.
The days aren’t the only thing that just got longer.
Can I adjust your body clock?
If we’re going to transcend the human construct of time together, at least buy me a drink first.
I didn’t change my clocks so that I could get behind you.
I lost an hour of time. Can I borrow one of yours?
When I met you, my heart skipped a beat and an hour
I want to make love to you like there are 24 hours in this day.
Men are the best cooks, because with two eggs, one sausage & a little bit of milk, he can fill a woman’s stomach for nine months.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Are you a washing machine? because I want to fill you with my dirty load
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in-between the holidays?
I’ve got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
If you were a transformer, your name would be Optimus-fine.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice A$$!
Your body is 70% water and I’m thirsty.
Can I get your picture, I wanna show Santa what I want for christmas.
Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.
They say I’m like a universal remote ‘cause I can turn anything on.
Are you a shin because I’d bang you on my coffee table.
Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your b*tt, let me touch it forever.
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
are you a banana because I find you a peeling
Roses are red, the sun is gold. Get on your knees and do as you’re told.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
B00bs are like the sun. Okay to look at, but dangerous to stare at. That’s what sunglasses are for.
My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.
You’re like a style guide … you add consistency to my life.
I’m french horny for your tromboner
Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that “pops up”
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.”
I would tell you a joke about my penis….buts its too long
Can I borrow your umbrella, because you’re making me wet.
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet.
Do you like whales? We can go humpback at my place.
Honey you’re like a record winning fish, I don’t know whether to mount or eat you.
Hey babe I got a job for you but it blows.
Are you feeling down? I can feel you up.
It’s just like a stamp, lick it then stick it.
Hey you hungry? Cause I got something for you, it’s packed with nuts and will leave you satisfied. No it’s not a snickers bar…
Yeah they call me reddi whip… quick shake and cream all over.
What? Oh I call it Spider-Man cause it shoots white stuff all over too.
It might be like a needle but it moves like a sewing machine.
You’re not the best looking girl here, but beauty is just a light switch away.
Do you want to dance? (*no) Maybe you didn’t hear me, I said you look fat in those pants.
Do you like to dance? (*yes) Well then, can you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to — oh, wait, no, those are really dirty. Check also these: puns – science puns – chemistry puns – math puns
Just because I only have a minority interest, doesn’t mean we shouldn’t integrate and do a rollover.
Hey girl, Looks like your trial balance needs adjusting.
I’d love to amortize your discount on bonds payable.
If you were a financial statement line item, you would be goodwill, and I wouldn’t even bother testing a fine intangible asset likeyou for impairment.
Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
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