Dating pick up lines

  • “I’m not drunk, baby…I’m just intoxicated by you.”
  • “I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.”
  • “Are you ok? Because heaven is a long fall from here…”
  • “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!”
  • “Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.”
  • “Do you have a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes.”
  • “Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.”
  • “Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and thank her.”
  • “I’m new in town…can you give me the direction to your apartment?”
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off you.
  • I must be lost. I thought paradise wasn’t on earth.
  • So did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • You dropped something…my jaw!
  • Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I’m planning to save all my love for you.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It has got to be illegal to look that good.
  • You might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
  • Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa want for Christmas?
  • Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • Somebody better call God because he’s missing an angel. So what time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Sorry lady, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  • I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  • “Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?”
  • “Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
  • “Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.”
  • “If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!”
  • “You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.”
  • “Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!”
  • “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the room instantly became beautiful.”
  • “Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?”
  • “Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down.”
  • “Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
  • “Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.”
  • “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”
  • “You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.”
  • “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
  • “Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.”
  • “Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.”
  • “Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?”
  • “I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.”
  • “I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.”
  • “I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.”
  • “Are you a magnet? Because im attracted to you…”
  • “Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.”
  • “You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.”
  • “If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”
  • “Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my back? A little kid with wings just shot me.”
  • “What does it feel like to be the cutest girl in the room?”
  • “If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.”(Note: Don’t use this pick up line on women who are extremely hot and KNOW it. This one is effective on a girl who is attractive, but is clearly NOT the best-looking girl in the place.)
  • “Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”
  • “I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.”
  • “I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.”
  • “I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.”
  • “I think I must be dying because I’m looking at Heaven.”
  • “If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”
  • “If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.”
  • “I’d love to wake up next to you in the morning.”
  • “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
  • “I think God took the color from the ocean and put it in your eyes.”
  • “My dad was Fred Astaire, and my mom was Ginger Rogers. Would you like to dance?”
  • “God was showing off when he made you”
  • “You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
  • “My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going.”
  • “Hey you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment… Do you want to prove him wrong?”
  • And then, there’s another category of non-cute pick up lines. I call these…
  • “Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [What?] My zipper.”
  • “That outfit would look great…in a crumpled heap next to my bed.”
  • “That’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
  • “I wanna floss with your pubic hair.”
  • “I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.”
  • “If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?”
  • “If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?”
  • If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
  • “If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.”
  • “If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.”
  • “If you were camping and woke up with a used condom inside you, would you tell anyone? (No) Wanna go camping?”
  • “If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?”
  • “If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.”
  • “Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!”
  • “You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!”
  • “Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?”
  • “Hi. My name is {name}. I’m running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here…write down your number and
  • I’ll call you to discuss my platform.”
  • “Is your daddy a thief? [“No.”] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say “yes.”]
  • “Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get”
  • “Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!”
  • “Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!”
  • [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, “What are you doing?”, say “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.”
  • “If you were a library book, I would check you out.”
  • “I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?”
  • “Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.”
  • “My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.”
  • “You must be the cause of global warming because your hot!”
  • “I’m not Fred Flinestone but I can definitely make your bed rock!”
  • “I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… so, you wanna go running?”