You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.” [She says, “Why?”] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, “What are you doing?”, you say, “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.”
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.