Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

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Bae, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more

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You smell like trash.. Can I take you out

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  • Boy: “Do you want a kiss?”
    Girl: “No!”
    Boy: “Do you remember what I just said?”
    Girl: “Do you want a kiss?”
    Boy: “Yes, if you insist..”

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Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other!

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  • Boy: Close your eyes.
    Girl: K
    Boy: What do you see?
    Girl: Nothin.
    Boy: That’s my life without you.

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We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows; You’re hot and I wanna be on top of you

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You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

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