Did you sit in Frosted Flakes??? Because that a$$ is amazing!

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Are you a bunny? Because you hopped your way into my heart.

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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

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I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

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I’m not a photographer,  but I can picture us together.

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Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

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Bae, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more

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You smell like trash.. Can I take you out

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