Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.

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I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.

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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.

13

I hope your a plumber, cause you got my pipe leaking.

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I call my thing Notorious, cause its B.I.G.You remind me of a magnet, cause you sure are attractive.

16

Did you sit in Frosted Flakes??? Because that a$$ is amazing!

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Are you a bunny? Because you hopped your way into my heart.

13

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

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I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

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I’m not a photographer,  but I can picture us together.

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