Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) ‘Cause I could see myself in your pants.

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My name might not be Taco Bell, but I sure can spice up your night!

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Q: “What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?”
A: “I want you inside me!”

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Jingle bells, Facebook smells, Google+ go away. Myspace yuck, Bing sucks, Twitter ALL the way!

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When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?

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I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

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Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

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If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

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As she’s leaving…. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Her: What? … Me!

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