Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.
Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?
Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
Those are nice legs. do they come over easy?
I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Did you sleep in a garbage can last night? Because you are looking trashy!