Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.

44

Are your feet tired? ‘cuz youve been running through my mind all day.

37

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

29

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?

30

Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

30

Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

30

Those are nice legs. do they come over easy?

27

I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.

41

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

18

Did you sleep in a garbage can last night? Because you are looking trashy!

15