Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

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I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece.

76

On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.

52

I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW?

54

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

52

Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.

64

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

60

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

46

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

49

Are you an architect? Because you just erected a monument in my pants.

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