Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece.
On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.
I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW?
We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Are you an architect? Because you just erected a monument in my pants.