I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!
Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
I have the “I”, I have the “L”, I have the “O”, I have the “V”, I have the “E”, so, can I have “U”?