I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

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If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

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Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

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Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

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Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!

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Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!

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Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!

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There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

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I have the “I”, I have the “L”, I have the “O”, I have the “V”, I have the “E”, so, can I have “U”?

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