Every time you serve iiii hope you get an ace

84

Care to knock a few balls with me?

111

I have 3 balls.

110

My stick is an oversize 29 inches.

107

I will give you Yonex, you can give me Head.

89

Tired of singles? Let’s play some doubles.

127

So, what’s your favorite stroke?

94

I can hurl it 130 MPH down the middle.

95

Got this Hyper Pro Staff and Titanium balls, can we warm-up?

96

Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.

93

That was a pretty deep shot girl, but I’ll be even deeper inside.

83

For you, I’d give unlimited lets.

54

Shit girl, you use a full western grip for EVERYTHING…

57

My thing and my tennis shots. Only one of these things is long, girl.

57

Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both.

58

If you can return my serves, I’m pretty sure you can return my calls.

53

I can’t handle your shots girl but I sure can handle you.

59

Trust me the only time I’d play games with you is on the court.

58

Girl I’ll beat you 6-0 every time, ’cause I’ll never stop loving you.

64

Babe, you played a good match, but you and me are a PERFECT match.

57