Every time you serve iiii hope you get an ace

106

Care to knock a few balls with me?

137

I have 3 balls.

135

My stick is an oversize 29 inches.

156

I will give you Yonex, you can give me Head.

117

Tired of singles? Let’s play some doubles.

148

So, what’s your favorite stroke?

120

I can hurl it 130 MPH down the middle.

114

Got this Hyper Pro Staff and Titanium balls, can we warm-up?

120

Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.

119

That was a pretty deep shot girl, but I’ll be even deeper inside.

130

For you, I’d give unlimited lets.

74

Shit girl, you use a full western grip for EVERYTHING…

80

My thing and my tennis shots. Only one of these things is long, girl.

81

Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both.

79

If you can return my serves, I’m pretty sure you can return my calls.

77

I can’t handle your shots girl but I sure can handle you.

82

Trust me the only time I’d play games with you is on the court.

79

Girl I’ll beat you 6-0 every time, ’cause I’ll never stop loving you.

89

Babe, you played a good match, but you and me are a PERFECT match.

87