HomeEaster Pick Up LinesYou put the cream in my eggs.

You put the cream in my eggs.

You put the cream in my eggs.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.