Easter Pick Up Lines

I normally don’t put all my eggs in one basket, but I’d love to be your honey bunny.

Come back to my place — I’ll give you a Peeps show.

Let’s go back to my place, I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from, you may be surprised!

You’re a good egg.

Is that a easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.

Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits’? I think you and I can do better, wanna try.

Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

Hey Girl! Let’s mate like rabbits.

You put the cream in my eggs.

I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

I’ll be honest with you. I’m like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.

Ever get it on with a rodent?

I’m on a hunt — for your number.

Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?

Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.

Hey baby,I got 2 eggs on me,wanna find them?

You’re not just somebunny, you’re my bunny.

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.

There is an Easter parade in my pants … would you go?

Never done on a pile of artificial grass?

I’ll show you where they come from Easter eggs – you may be surprised!

You are not jew, are you?

I contributed some of the fur hairpiece Letterman.

“Hey baby, I heard that rabbits can make 150 children a year, how many do you think we do now?”

I managed by Don King again.

I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.

Never go out with a rodent?

My foot is not the only part of me that is lucky.

I’m in the mood for multiplication.