I could never Passover you.
If your left leg is Easter and your right leg is Christmas. Would you let me come to dinner over the holidays?
I normally don’t put all my eggs in one basket, but I’d love to be your honey bunny.
Let’s go back to my place, I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from, you may be surprised!
Come back to my place — I’ll give you a Peeps show.
You’re a good egg.
Is that a easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.