I could never Passover you.

87

If your left leg is Easter and your right leg is Christmas. Would you let me come to dinner over the holidays?

88

I normally don’t put all my eggs in one basket, but I’d love to be your honey bunny.

89

Come back to my place — I’ll give you a Peeps show.

82

Let’s go back to my place, I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from, you may be surprised!

95

You’re a good egg.

88

Is that a easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

97

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

81

I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.

81

Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits’? I think you and I can do better, wanna try.

103

Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

63

Hey Girl! Let’s mate like rabbits.

66

You put the cream in my eggs.

63

I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

67

I’ll be honest with you. I’m like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.

66

Ever get it on with a rodent?

61

I’m on a hunt — for your number.

60

Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?

65

Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.

61

Hey baby,I got 2 eggs on me,wanna find them?

70