Did you eat Campbell’s Soup today, ‘cause you’re looking mmm mmm good!

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Happy valentines day, I’ll give you the v later.

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What, you don’t like pizza? Who doesn’t like pizza.

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My body has 206 bones in it, wanna give me another.

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I would ask you if you’re from Tennessee but I think you’re a 9/10… and I’m the 1 you need .

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Now i know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for some wood.

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Are you busy tonight at last call?

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You know what would make your face look better? if i sat on it.

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I want your fish rocket in my hot pocket.

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