Did you eat Campbell’s Soup today, ‘cause you’re looking mmm mmm good!
Happy valentines day, I’ll give you the v later.
What, you don’t like pizza? Who doesn’t like pizza.
My body has 206 bones in it, wanna give me another.
I would ask you if you’re from Tennessee but I think you’re a 9/10… and I’m the 1 you need .
Now i know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for some wood.
You smell like trash, can I take you out?
If i told you i worked for ups, would you let me handle your package?
Are you busy tonight at last call?
You know what would make your face look better? if i sat on it.
I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn’t have forgotten you.
I want your fish rocket in my hot pocket.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
What’s your name? Because I’ll be screaming it all night long.
Could I buy you a drink?
I’m Having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off
I can’t stop looking at you.
Did you find my panties on your bedroom floor ? umm no … would you like to ?
Tell me something about yourself.
I’m not wearing any socks and i have panties to match.
Is your name david? cos I’m pretty sure you could have only been crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.
If i told you i worked at home depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight
Hey, you work out?
Hey, give me your car keys… cause your driving me crazy
Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex
I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you
No ring? You should be someones husband
I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of pen!s-illin
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my fish anyway?
I’ve got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
Do you have a napkin? You’re making me wet
Want to give me an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under
Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
I know why they are calling it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don’t we?
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name… Richard?
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm You’ll do!
Do these feel real to you?
Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you’up
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