Did you eat Campbell’s Soup today, ‘cause you’re looking mmm mmm good!
Happy valentines day, I’ll give you the v later.
What, you don’t like pizza? Who doesn’t like pizza.
My body has 206 bones in it, wanna give me another.
I would ask you if you’re from Tennessee but I think you’re a 9/10… and I’m the 1 you need .
Now i know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for some wood.
You smell like trash, can I take you out? – Funny Pick Up Lines
If i told you i worked for ups, would you let me handle your package?
Are you busy tonight at last call?
You know what would make your face look better? if i sat on it.