Your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I am lost at sea.

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Let’s call it a day.. And make a night of it.

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I could show you a devil of a time..

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Hey, it seems like you need a pat down!

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After a scrubbing I need a rubbing!

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Did I mention I have an extra toothbrush at my place?

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If you were a triangle you’d be a cute one.

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I don’t have any witty pick-up lines, but I am pretty handy at lassoing sheilas at the bar with my g-string.

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You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

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Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cause you’re dope

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