Weird Pick Up Lines

I just want to cuddle and watch Disney movies with you.

Hey baby, I put the STD in STUD now all I need is U

Your breasts must be made of sand.. Because I want to bury my head in them.

Hey girl, is your name google? Because you got everything I am searching for.

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you looking right.

Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

I would date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.

Your pants, they bother me. Take them off.

Do you like me? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.

I’ve been reading Joshua, but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?

Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and do

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you are the only ten I see

Girl: I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did

Good thing I brought my library card, cause I am checking you out!

Bears can be red. A blade can glow blue. There is only one precious. And that must be you.

You know what? I bet your name’s Mickey cause you  are so fine.

We are like Cocoa and marshmallows. You are hot, and I wanna be on top of you.

Are you copper? Because I cu in my dreams

Do you have a band aid because I just scraped my knee falling for you

Are you a tower because Eiffel for you

You know what two colors go good together? Black and white.