Vampire Pick Up Lines

Baby, you’re so beautiful, I’d take 1,000 bites just to get one kiss from you.

Don’t worry, I won’t impale you with a stake.

How would you like to be immortal for just one night?

I can make your heart beat again.

Wanna go out for a bite?

You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.

I’d buy you a bloody Mary, but I prefer the real thing. Would you like a stake sandwich with that?

What’s your favorite George Hamilton (or Twilight) movie? Call me batty, but I think this is love at first bite.

They say a diamond is forever — I can promise you an eternity.

I’d love to kiss those rosebud lips, but if you want a hug afterward it will cost you another bite.

Hey there, sweet-fang!

“I can be your Eric, your Edward, your Bill . . . only even better.”

And my personal favorite – “Didn’t I go to your funeral?”

If i was a vampire i’d bite you.

Your eyes are like my skin, sparkles in the sun.

How about joining me for a bite.

Is that a scab on your arm, or are you just happy to see me?

You’re like the sun you’re so hot you make my blood boil.

I can really suck the life out of you.

They say my blood is the sweetest. Wanna find out how the rest me tastes?

Are those your fangs or are you just happy to see me?

I’ve this hunger inside of me that I’ve never felt in my entire life.

I’m a vampire in the streets, But a real devil in the sheets.

I suck. You suck. Let’s make this a party.

Hey girl! Wanna go out for a bite.

I’m a 500 year old cougar, And the best you’ll ever have.

I turn into an animal in bed. No really, I’m serious.