I may be from Tennessee but you’re the only ten I see! {oh jeeez!}

120

Wanna see me crush a boulder?

102

I’d love to see how many houses we can smash.

91

You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

78

Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.

95

My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have more fun…

100

I hear hell isn’t bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?

88

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, you must be an angel.

90

Wanna be my monkey woman?

85

You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating you up.

87

You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?

39

How are you feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.

42

I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!

39

It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me. { i love this! ha ha!}

38

Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes. {omg!}

38

I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?

37

My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood. {this is sooo cheesy bad!}

36

I know exactly how you feel. Wanna know how I feel?

35

So…did you ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’? {heh heh}

38

Wanna see my reservation?

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