Twilight Pick Up Lines

I’d love to see how many houses we can smash.

You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.

My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have more fun…

I hear hell isn’t bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, you must be an angel.

Wanna be my monkey woman?

You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating you up.

You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?

How are you feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.

I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!

It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me. { i love this! ha ha!}

Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes. {omg!}

I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?

My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood. {this is sooo cheesy bad!}

I know exactly how you feel. Wanna know how I feel?

So…did you ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’? {heh heh}

Wanna see my reservation?

Will you be the mother of my puppies?

I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’” {hahaha}

Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.

So…how do you feel about dogs?

You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit

Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds

You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.