I may be from Tennessee but you’re the only ten I see! {oh jeeez!}

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Wanna see me crush a boulder?

88

I’d love to see how many houses we can smash.

86

You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

73

Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.

89

My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have more fun…

94

I hear hell isn’t bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?

83

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, you must be an angel.

81

Wanna be my monkey woman?

80

You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating you up.

81

You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?

28

How are you feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.

26

I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!

26

It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me. { i love this! ha ha!}

29

Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes. {omg!}

28

I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?

28

My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood. {this is sooo cheesy bad!}

28

I know exactly how you feel. Wanna know how I feel?

25

So…did you ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’? {heh heh}

29

Wanna see my reservation?

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