Are yuh happy to see meh or is that a anaconda in your pocket?
Gyul u have meh missing yuh like a blind man pelting mango.
Aye gyul yuh look like KFC. Spicy, Tender and Juicy.
Eh famaly hear meh na. I wha sort yuh out like a bag a lentil peas.
Aye gyul! Yuh like a half pack of cards. Doh make sense deadline with yuh.
Aye gyul! Doh yuh like lollipops? Cuz dis loli gonna pop in yuh pum pum tonight.
Gyul…are rell rell love yuh…leh meh married yuh nah.
Gyul you like condescend milk short and sweet..
Aye Guyl! God take he time and make yuh.
Aye guyl! Do you love animals? Wanna see anaconda?
Gyul yuh have more form dan a secondary school
Yuh like a barb wire fence, ah cyah get ova yuh
You is de dhal in my dhalpourie, without you, I sada
Yuh lookin like a lobster, all de meat in yuh tail
Of all my sugars you’re the most granulated
Baby yuh like a table, ah jus wa ress sumting on yuh
Yuh fadda is ah terrorist cuz you is de bomb
My name is Doug. Tha’s ‘god’ spell backwards wit ‘u’ in de middle
Meh love for yuh like diarrhea, ah jus cyah hol it in
Gyul yuh parents hadda be retarded cuz yuh special
Ah hope yuh come wit ah library card cuz ah checkin yuh out
Yuh fadda does cut cane? How yuh sweet so?
Family yuh look fine, yuh does only eat tin food or wha?