I wanna gobble you up like a a thanksgiving turkey

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If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

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I Must Compliment You On Your Lovely Spread!

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What Do You Say I Pop A Wig Wam And Invite You Over? I’d Love To Pass The Peace Pipe With You!

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One Look At You And Imma Have To Unbutton My Pants! Cause They Are About To Burst!

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You’re The Only Girl I’d Ever Share My Secret Method To Moist Turkey With!

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I’m The Opposite Of A Turkey…I Cook For Four And A Half Hours After My Timer Pops!

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No Need To Get Up For Seconds! I’m More Than Happy To Let You Gobble Off Of My Plate!

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So, Technically We’re Not Blood Related, Right? Cause Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!

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Why Don’t You Put Down That Second Piece Of Pie, Pretty Pilgrim. I Think It’s High Time You Discovered My Plymouth Rock.

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