I wanna gobble you up like a a thanksgiving turkey

84

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

280

I Must Compliment You On Your Lovely Spread!

65

What Do You Say I Pop A Wig Wam And Invite You Over? I’d Love To Pass The Peace Pipe With You!

71

One Look At You And Imma Have To Unbutton My Pants! Cause They Are About To Burst!

66

You’re The Only Girl I’d Ever Share My Secret Method To Moist Turkey With!

67

I’m The Opposite Of A Turkey…I Cook For Four And A Half Hours After My Timer Pops!

75

No Need To Get Up For Seconds! I’m More Than Happy To Let You Gobble Off Of My Plate!

71

So, Technically We’re Not Blood Related, Right? Cause Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!

68

Why Don’t You Put Down That Second Piece Of Pie, Pretty Pilgrim. I Think It’s High Time You Discovered My Plymouth Rock.

73

There’s Only One Cavity That I Wanna Stuff…If You Know What I’m Saying!

69

“Are those breasts real?”

61

Wanna Pull The Wishbone With Me? I Promise I’ll Let You Win!

58

“Wanna go back to my place and get sauced?”

55

“Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?”

59

“Fancy a pluck?”

67

“I did my share of flocking around when I was younger, but now it’s time to settle down, not lose my head, and find a hen who wants me for more than my pecker.”

50

“It takes me four and a half hours to really get cookin’.’”

63

“Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?”

55

“Hey baby, wanna help me get the juice out of my baster?”

44