Pickupliness provides you the best and most guaranteed bundle of thanksgiving pick up lines that are surely worked with thousands of people. Enjoy reading them and use them properly, you will win the game!
I wanna gobble you up like a a thanksgiving turkey
I Must Compliment You On Your Lovely Spread!
What Do You Say I Pop A Wig Wam And Invite You Over? I’d Love To Pass The Peace Pipe With You!
One Look At You And Imma Have To Unbutton My Pants! Cause They Are About To Burst!
You’re The Only Girl I’d Ever Share My Secret Method To Moist Turkey With!
I’m The Opposite Of A Turkey…I Cook For Four And A Half Hours After My Timer Pops!
No Need To Get Up For Seconds! I’m More Than Happy To Let You Gobble Off Of My Plate!
So, Technically We’re Not Blood Related, Right? Cause Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!
Why Don’t You Put Down That Second Piece Of Pie, Pretty Pilgrim. I Think It’s High Time You Discovered My Plymouth Rock.
There’s Only One Cavity That I Wanna Stuff…If You Know What I’m Saying!
“Are those breasts real?”
Wanna Pull The Wishbone With Me? I Promise I’ll Let You Win!
“Wanna go back to my place and get sauced?”
“Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?”
“Fancy a pluck?”
“I did my share of flocking around when I was younger, but now it’s time to settle down, not lose my head, and find a hen who wants me for more than my pecker.”
“It takes me four and a half hours to really get cookin’.’”
“Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?”
“Hey baby, wanna help me get the juice out of my baster?”
“PLEEEAAASSSEEE! I’m honestly gonna die Thursday!”
And the number one turkey pick up line is !
“Is that your pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?”
“I can give you something to be thankful about.”
“The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.”
Lay your head on her shoulder, and then say, “Sorry, it must be the triptophan.”
“Meeting you is something I’m thankful for.”
“You’re as hot as the gravy we just ate.
“Wanna share the wishbone, cause it’s wishing for you.”
The food isn’t the only thing that’s going to make you want to loosen your belt.
Call me Ms. Pilgrim, because I can Plymouth Rock your world.
I’ll give you something to be thankful for.
Is that a pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?
Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
You can ride my Mayflower.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.
I could lose my head over you.
You know what they say about large belt buckles…
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
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