My love for you is like Sam’s hair: it just keeps growing and growing.

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Why don’t you be the babysitter and I’ll be the pizzaman?

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Baby you’re hotter than a ceiling fire.

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Is that a Colt in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

14

Were you born that beautiful or did you make a deal with a Crossroad demon?

13

I’ve got the buns, do you have the hot dog?

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Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?

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I am not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

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Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight

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I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin

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