I wish I were Castiel so I could get all up in your personal space.

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Damn girl I must be a demon because I wanna be inside you.

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Are you made of demon blood? Because baby I’m addicted to you.

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Baby I’m burning (on the ceiling) for you.

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Your eyes are haunting me, but I won’t look for iron or salt, for they are the most beautiful ghosts I will ever see.

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I want to spend every Tuesday with you. We should go to theMystery Spot for our first date.

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Are you the Croatoan virus? Because baby I’m going crazy for you.

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I must be in a Djin dream because you’re just too perfect for me.

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Are you a relative of Castiel? Because you look like an angel to me.

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Is Gabriel tricking me? Because you seem far too perfect to be real.

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My love for you is like Sam’s hair: it just keeps growing and growing.

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Why don’t you be the babysitter and I’ll be the pizzaman?

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Baby you’re hotter than a ceiling fire.

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Is that a Colt in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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Were you born that beautiful or did you make a deal with a Crossroad demon?

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I’ve got the buns, do you have the hot dog?

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Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?

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I am not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

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Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight

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I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin

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