Superhero Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, I’m from another planet. I can teach about human anatomy.

I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you’ve got some fine humps. -Batman.

You know, I can hold the breath for 20 minutes.

I’ll tie you up with my lasso of truth and show how an Amazon fight’s. -Wonder Woman.

You know, if I have someone very close, become invulnerable. Would you like to help me find out if I can transfer other powers?

I may be Batman, but you’re Robin my heart. -Batman.

They call me the man of steel. Well, at least parts of me are anyway.

They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the boner. -Wolverine.

They say that I can do anything, but I’d like to had the power to see that good!

Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally. -Hulk.

I take the 69 to a whole new level. -Spider-Man

My chest isn’t the only thing that’s big and hairy. -Hercules

As it happens, the suit does come off. -Superman.

My aura can do something invulnerable while I keep very close.

My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is. -Iron Man.

As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.

Did it hurt–when I looked in your eyes and forgot I had laser vision and seared your corneas? -Superman.

Go into your House and I’m going to show where I keep my wallet.

Would you like to go and see the wonders of the world?

As it happens, the suit comes out.

I always wanted to see metropolis from the air?

They say that I’m faster than a speeding bullet. Do you want to know?

I gave him my vision of heat? Because you are burning.

Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?

I’ve flown well up to the surface of the Sun, but that it does not compare to what I felt when first looked.

It’s a good thing I have freezing breath, because you look dangerously very hot.

I’m gonna do you so hard you’ll be Thor the next day. -Thor