Stoner Pick Up Lines

Want to get cough-ee wirh me?

What kind of grinder are you using? Couse you’re extra fine!

You Wanna hit this ?

I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!

Do you smoke pot? Cause weed look good together!

You must be as dope as weed…

Cause Right now you’re all I need.

Are you a drug? Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

I saw you from across the room and trought…

hey girl wud you ever consider a 3-way, you me n mary jane.

Im high off life in the best way.

Any man who knows a thing, knows he knows not a damn damn thing at all.

Why dont me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie.

hey lets make like a blunt and roll.

You’re on fire! Oh, no, that’s just my blunt…

took me like 8 times reading it to get this

ive got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.

Hey baby, your smokin. Or will be *uses one figure to call over in a seductive way* * maybe adds a lil joint motion*

You want to hit “this” offering the joint but pointing at myself with the other hand.

My buddies and I say … “wanna get weird after this?

wanna get uplifted?

Excuse me ma’am are you a joint? Because you’re smokin!

Ill let u hit dis if i can tap dat.

I would laugh at you. Then say, “its okay, I’m high too.

Hey baby, like weed and dick?

Damn! shes lookin extra tight.

Girl, I don’t even need a lighter cause you’re already on fire!

better call life alert, cause Ive fallen for you and cant get up.

Slow down, sugar, because I’m a diabetic!

I don’t know the name of your first, but I’m gonna be your last.