Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.

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Can I beam you up shorty?

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Hey, someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.

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I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby

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Sorry we’ve not updated yet this week, personal things have gotten in the way for us both. We’ll be back soon!

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Q: lounging on a settee, with the caption “Have you ever had an omnipotent immortal before? You’ll never go back!”

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Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!

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I am no Will Wheaton, but I’ve got a Crusher on you.

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Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.

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Thank God I am not a redshirt cause you are crop-dead gorgeous.

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