Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.

89

Can I beam you up shorty?

74

Hey, someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.

57

I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby

59

Sorry we’ve not updated yet this week, personal things have gotten in the way for us both. We’ll be back soon!

113

Q: lounging on a settee, with the caption “Have you ever had an omnipotent immortal before? You’ll never go back!”

55

Come back to my place and I will assimilate you into my collective!

60

I am no Will Wheaton, but I’ve got a Crusher on you.

60

Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.

61

Thank God I am not a redshirt cause you are crop-dead gorgeous.

94

Although it is illogical, I am afraid that you have emotionally compromised me.

74

Beam me up hottie!

54

Is that a phaser, or are you just happy to see me?

67

S$x? Make it so!

54

Can I tribble you for some sweet kisses?

57

Logic tells me It’d be most beneficial if we reproduced

58

Your pants are the final frontier.

56

I am wesley crushing on you

62

Wanna breach my warp core?

58

I am really great with tongues !!

54