Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

108

Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

112

Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?

118

how big do you think my squidward is? ( whisper it in her ear though).

130

You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you

114

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

97

We must be underwater, because i’m drowning in your beauty

112

Hey how are you?…wonderful weather were having….

97

Damn I love crusty crabs

103

I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!

111

I want to sop up your love.

68

Tell me you don’t want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

63

I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.

66

Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?

78

Technically, I am a mattress babe.

70

If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.

61

Your sand castle or mine?

63

Look it’s the gay Teletubie, a priest and a beer.

99

Hopefully mixing my Ren and Stimpy with octopussy won’t make krab cakes again.

75