Here is the best collection of one of the famous animated series cartoon S pongebob pick up lines. Do not be hesitated to use these Spongebob pick up lines either on girls or boys. Have fun!
Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?
Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?
Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?
how big do you think my squidward is? ( whisper it in her ear though).
You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you
Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
We must be underwater, because i’m drowning in your beauty
Hey how are you?…wonderful weather were having….
Damn I love crusty crabs
I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!
I want to sop up your love.
Tell me you don’t want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.
I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.
Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?
Technically, I am a mattress babe.
If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.
Your sand castle or mine?
Look it’s the gay Teletubie, a priest and a beer.
Hopefully mixing my Ren and Stimpy with octopussy won’t make krab cakes again.