Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

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Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

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Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s Fall first?

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how big do you think my squidward is? ( whisper it in her ear though).

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You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you

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Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

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We must be underwater, because i’m drowning in your beauty

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Hey how are you?…wonderful weather were having….

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Damn I love crusty crabs

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I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!

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