“You know what’s on the MENU? It’s ME-N-U”

6

“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”

8

“You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.”

7

“That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?”

8

“Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?”

5

“Remember my name. You’ll be screaming it later.”

9

“Come sit on my lap then we can talk about the first thing that pops up”

6

“Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after”

6

“I will do things to your anus that you cannot even conceive of.”

8

“I didn’t know that angels could fly so slow!!”

7