My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

101

“You know what’s on the MENU? It’s ME-N-U”

7

“You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.”

8

“That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?”

11

“Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?”

6

“Come sit on my lap then we can talk about the first thing that pops up”

7

“Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after”

7

“I will do things to your anus that you cannot even conceive of.”

11

“I didn’t know that angels could fly so slow!!”

11