“You know what’s on the MENU? It’s ME-N-U”

“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”

“You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.”

“That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?”

“Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?”

“Remember my name. You’ll be screaming it later.”

“Come sit on my lap then we can talk about the first thing that pops up”

“Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after”

“I will do things to your anus that you cannot even conceive of.”

“I didn’t know that angels could fly so slow!!”