Short Pick Up Lines

You’re kidding me – it’s that easy to be good-looking?

If you were a Taser, the entire room would be stunned.

Don’t you work at Hooters?

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

I’ve only got three months to live.

Are you a model?

Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cause you’re dope.

You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.

I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?

I have only three months to live. ..

I think I was blind before I met you

Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty

I’ve got a full tank of gas.

I lost my number, can I have yours?