Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!

204

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

710

You must be my worst enemy, because I want to Fuck you up.

245

You’re so hot, my pasta is boiling over. Wanna get dinner?

135

Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~

325

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

433

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

300

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

480

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

426

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

248