What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

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You must be my worst enemy, because I want to Fuck you up.

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You’re so hot, my pasta is boiling over. Wanna get dinner?

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Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~

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Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

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You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

13

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

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You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

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You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

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Are you a water Type? Cause I wanna make u squirtle.

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