You look like you need some wood in your pants. I’m a lumberjack, need help?
Roses are read, pickles are green, I like your legs and what in between!
Are you a grill? Because you sure look like something I want to slap my meat on.
Are you Internet?Because I feel the connection!
Roses are red, violets are fine, I’ll be the six, you can be the nine
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Wanna have s£x? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
I love it when you give me big tight hugs when we cuddle
Your lips? I kiss that. Your Body? l hug that. My smile? You cause that. Your heart? I want that.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore….my face should be among them.