You look like you need some wood in your pants. I’m a lumberjack, need help?

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Roses are read, pickles are green, I like your legs and what in between!

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Are you a grill? Because you sure look like something I want to slap my meat on.

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Are you Internet?Because I feel the connection!

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Roses are red, violets are fine, I’ll be the six, you can be the nine

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Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

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Wanna have s£x? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

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I love it when you give me big tight hugs when we cuddle

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Your lips? I kiss that. Your Body? l hug that. My smile? You cause that. Your heart? I want that.

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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore….my face should be among them.

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