Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
You must be my worst enemy, because I want to Fuck you up.
You’re so hot, my pasta is boiling over. Wanna get dinner?
Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~
Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.
You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.