Are you a water Type? Cause I wanna make u squirtle.
You look like you need some wood in your pants. I’m a lumberjack, need help?
Roses are read, pickles are green, I like your legs and what in between!
Are you a grill? Because you sure look like something I want to slap my meat on.
Are you Internet?Because I feel the connection! – See Funny Pick Up Lines
Roses are red, violets are fine, I’ll be the six, you can be the nine
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Wanna have s£x? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
I love it when you give me big tight hugs when we cuddle