If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.

My pants are approaching escape velocity.

Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.

I love you. Please don’t turn away from me just because I’m a physics major. Oh, okay, I’ll leave.

What’s up, gorgeous? Let’s go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

You know what they say, baby… subduction leads to orogeny. How about we go back to my place and make the bedrock?

If i were an enzyme i would be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can’t spell sexy without “xy”.

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.