If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.

8

My pants are approaching escape velocity.

50

I love you. Please don’t turn away from me just because I’m a physics major. Oh, okay, I’ll leave.

21

Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.

8

What’s up, gorgeous? Let’s go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

8

You know what they say, baby… subduction leads to orogeny. How about we go back to my place and make the bedrock?

33

If i were an enzyme i would be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes

8

You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can’t spell sexy without “xy”.

8

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

7