Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid ten, but too good to be real.

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What’s up, gorgeous? Let’s go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

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You know what they say, baby… subduction leads to orogeny. How about we go back to my place and make the bedrock?

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If i were an enzyme i would be a DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes

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You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can’t spell sexy without “xy”.

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You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together.

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Yes, that’s a iPhone 7 in my pocket, but I’m also glad to see you.

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Hey, If you were x, I want to be x^2/2 so that I could be, you know, the area under your curves.

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Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton’s Laws of Gravitation, you’re attracted to me, too.!

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You must be a Magnetar because i feel a strong magnetism between us.

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Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.

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Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine…

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Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS! – See Funny Pick Up Lines 

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