Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say…


“I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”


He: There’s just one thing I want to change about you.

She: What’s that?

He: Your last name.


Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.


This morning I saw a FLOWER and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen; until I met YOU.


Boy: “Close your eyes.”

Girl: “K”

Boy: “What do you see?”

Girl: “Nothing.”

Boy: “That’s my life without you.”

Girl: “How much do you love me?”

Boy: “Well, count all the stars in the sky.”

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

He: I’m invisible.

She: Really?

He: Can you see me?

She: Yes.

He: How about tomorrow night?


I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you.


This is the first time I’ve ever met someone as beautiful as you. I hope it’s the last.


Hi, I’m sorry. I just had to come and talk to you. When I saw U from across the street I realized you were the most beautiful girl I’d ever seen.