My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
Do you have a library card? cuz I’d like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
you in I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts inyer hole.
You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
God wants us to be together. That’s why he gave us the same parents!
Fat Penguin…! I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.