My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

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I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.

15

Do you have a library card? cuz I’d like to sign you out.

12

Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

10

Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

9

you in I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts inyer hole.

8

You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

13

God wants us to be together. That’s why he gave us the same parents!

9

Fat Penguin…! I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

10

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

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