Redneck Pick Up Lines

Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

you in I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts inyer hole.

You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

God wants us to be together. That’s why he gave us the same parents!

Fat Penguin…! I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Are u my sister er cousin?? cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!

If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and…. the best for last!

Want to ride on my Monster truck?

Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at you my nuts tighten.

Oh Boy, I soiled my pants, can me get into yours?

If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

You sure have white teeth, you mus brush em! “Fat Penguin!”

I know you’re going, ‘huh?’ “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?

I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

Your face reminds me of a wrench..every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first! Are both of those teeth real?

You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

I borrowed daddy’s teeth just fer you.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away