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I’ve got the buns. Do you have the hot dog?
Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Do these feel real to you?
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
I’d Rather Spend a Moment With You than an Eternity Without You
If I told you I worked for ups, would you let me handle your package?
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
A Smile from You is Enough to Wash my Sadness Away:
Do I know you (no), well I would sure like to.
If beauty was a drop of water, then you’d be the ocean.
How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman in the room?
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
I think you have something in your eye. Oh no, that’s just a sparkle.
If I’m a pain in your *$$… We can just add more lubricants.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
I’m lost, but I bet your nipples can point me in the right direction
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” together.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
Say girl..Ii’m baking a cake and it taste kinda bitter…..can you put your finger in it for the right amount of sweetness.
I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penic-illin
Honey always remember, it’s not who you are, or what I am, it’s what we become when we are together….
If we were ever stuck in a desert together, we wouldn’t need a camel ’cause what good would smoking do?
Hey I found you, you’re the girl of my dreams.
You look almost perfect…the only thing I can see that’s wrong is your lips…they’re not touching mine.
I’m Not Afraid of What Life May Throw at Me as Long as I Have You Here with Me
baby you must be a broom cuz you just swept me off my feet!!
I just want you that’s it! All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you!
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