Best Raunchy Pick Up Lines
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
I don’t feel so good. I think I need a shot of penic-illin
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
I’m lost, but I bet your nipples can point me in the right direction
If I’m a pain in your *$$… We can just add more lubricants.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
Oh your on your period? That’s ok babe Pirates aren’t afraid to sail the Red Sea.
Do you like lollipops? Cause I’ll take you to my candy shop
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Remember my name. you’ll be screaming it later.
I would tell you a joke about my thing….buts its too long
Can I borrow your umbrella, because you’re making me wet.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!
I am not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
That suit is very becoming on you then again, I would be too.
Want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like French kissing, but you’re going down under.
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
If I told you I worked for ups, would you let me handle your package?
Do these feel real to you?
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.
I’ve got the buns. Do you have the hot dog?