Quagmire Pick Up Lines

I’m a organ donor. Need anything? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille named tag. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Can you count? Then you better count on spending the night. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad ? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I won’t preach to you, but I will be your Daddy. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Your mind control is amazing, I came over as soon as you called. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I’d look good on you. Quagmire is the ultimate accessory. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are your pants made of Windex? Cause, baby, I can see myself in them. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Did you know the word of the day is “legs”? Why don’t you and I go back to my place and spread the word? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

You must be a Parking ticket cause you got Fine written all over you. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest