You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

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Like my menorah’s candles,

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You’re getting hotter and hotter everyday?

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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

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Are you Christmas? Because I want to MERRY you??

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Do you have a bandage? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

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Are you playing hard to get? Because gingerbread-DAMN!

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

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Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

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