Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Like my menorah’s candles,
You’re getting hotter and hotter everyday?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to MERRY you??
Do you have a bandage? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you playing hard to get? Because gingerbread-DAMN!
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?