Pun Pick Up Lines

Conventionally, pun pick up lines or punny pick up lines are that kind of pick up lines that are most of them funny mixed with a bit of cheesy pick up lines. We agree that these pun pick up lines have been recently found a buzz in United States. Therefore, Pickupliness brings you the best and punniest pick up lines on the Internet, because it has been approved that pun pick up lines started to give their fruits. Moreover, pun pick up lines are the best and most impressive mistuxe between funny and cheesy pick up lines.

In today’s thread, we will begin by the most famous pun pick up lines, then we move to the greatest collection. Finally, we have a video for you to watch about our pun pick up lines. Enjoy!

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Pun Pick Up Lines

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

Like my menorah’s candles,

You’re getting hotter and hotter everyday?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are you Christmas? Because I want to MERRY you??

Do you have a bandage? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Are you playing hard to get? Because gingerbread-DAMN!

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I heard that you have tattoos and you do squats… let me put a ring on your finger.


I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

I know you’re in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I’m going to go ahead and cut in. Get up on me, bride-woman.

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

If you’re the bride, congratulations. If not, can I have your number?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re soda-licious.

You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

I have amnesia, do I come here often?

I don’t need Twitter, I’m already following you.

Do you know the essential difference between s€x and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

I’m going to kiss you now. Say “Kiss me” now if you want me to stop.

Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine.

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs do still exist, don’t they?

I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.

You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.

You’re so hot, if you ate bread you’d poop out toast.

What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.

You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot because I’d always miss you.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme?

Because Jean-Claude Van Damme, you’re sexy!

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

For marriage proposal:

I heard you lost your last name, do you want mine?

Shitty but yeah.

Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me

I asked my friend to introduce us, but she says she doesn’t know you.

I did not have too much wedding champagne. I’m just intoxicated by you!

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