You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Like my menorah’s candles,
You’re getting hotter and hotter everyday?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to MERRY you??
Do you have a bandage? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you playing hard to get? Because gingerbread-DAMN!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?