Psychology Pick Up Lines

Hey Girl! Are you an unconditioned stimulus, cause you make me display the unconditioned response like pavlovs dog.

Hey Girl! You remind me of my mother.

Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?

When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, you’re really hot!

Baby i love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.

Hey Girl! You put me in an altered state of consciousness.

Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.

I think I’ve just been classically conditioned by your beauty.

Baby you’ll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight.. by saying my name all night long.

Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?

Baby you’re like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.

Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.

Baby you’re so beautiful…I can’t break down my thoughts and behavior around you, i can’t help not experiencing you as a whole.

Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis.

Baby you’re so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.

Baby, all i see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!

You make my dopamine levels go all silly.

Can I buy you a shrink?

Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships?

Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis. You make my dopamine levels go all silly.

Damn Baby! you just made my afferent neurons buzz with excitement.

Hey Girl! Are you a conditioned stimulus? Cause you’re making me drool.

Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat ass is chunky!

Are you broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

Dayum girl you give me some physiological arousal

Has the mere exposure effect kicked in yet, or do i need to walk by again?

Do come lay on my couch… With me.

Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Cause dat ass is chunky!

Do i have to use deception to get voluntary participation from you? You make me want to revoke my withdraw rights.

If you’re an axon, i would be your myelin sheath.

Is your name B.F. Skinner? Because under the right circumstances, you could make me do anything.

Your body is like psychoanalysis. It’s unbelievably sexual and reminds me of everything that was wrong with my life before we met.

You must not believe in the language acquisition device – because baby, I’m rendered speechless.

My brainstem is my second-favorite stem. OR My post-synaptic cleft is my second-favorite cleft.

Can you cure agorophobia? Because if you were in my house, I’d never want to leave.

You were diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder? Honey, that doesn’t count when you’re actually perfect.

Our relationship is going to be like psychodynamic therapy. I’ll listen to you; you’ll lie on your back. At first you’ll resist me; then I’ll show you that I know you better than you know […]

Damn, baby, I’d like to find your synaptic cleft and feel its electrical energy, if you know what I mean.

My therapist says I have oral fixation. And don’t worry – it will be years before I’m cured.