Woah baby, you got my vote!

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I may be conservative, but I’ll get liberal with you!

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You must be Seward authorizing the purchase of Alaska because I’m experiencing some unprecedented growth.

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I don’t need a CRS report to know how beautiful you are.

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When it comes to hope and change, I hope you’ll go out with me, but if you say “no” then I’d prefer you change your mind.

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You know, the national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.

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Hey baby, wanna help preserve the institution of marriage?

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Hey baby, I’m with the NSA and i already know you’ll like me so let’s just go out.

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Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

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I’d like to get your opinion on my poll.

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