Political Pick Up Lines

You must be Seward authorizing the purchase of Alaska because I’m experiencing some unprecedented growth. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I don’t need a CRS report to know how beautiful you are. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

When it comes to hope and change, I hope you’ll go out with me, but if you say “no” then I’d prefer you change your mind. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

You know, the national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Hey baby, wanna help preserve the institution of marriage? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Hey baby, I’m with the NSA and i already know you’ll like me so let’s just go out. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I’d like to get your opinion on my poll. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are there terrorists around? Because I think you’re the bomb. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Baby care to let me in your Oval Office? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Presidents do it four years in a row. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Ask not what I can do for you, ask what you can do for me on our date. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I might not be in your political party baby, but how about I just party with you tonight? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Baby I’m a property fan I’m into respecting your right to enjoy the benefits of an object, my object that is. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Hey babe, could you give my voting lever a little pull? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I’ll always preserve our union baby. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I’d like to swear you in as my Chief Executive Girlfriend. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Hey girl, are you gonna give me your phone number or should i just ask the NSA? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Baby I’m just giving you a fair warning that you can’t keep hiding those two weapons of mass destruction you got there so please Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

make the arrangements for my arrival as I’m already planning an inspection. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I’ve got a five year plan and it includes you… well, it doesn’t have to be five years, tonight works for me! Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Let’s get hammered and I’ll show you my sickle. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Wanna find out what went on on those erased parts of that tape baby? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

There’s a conspiracy going around that we may not end up together, wanna prove it wrong? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Let’s protest in the nude… in my bedroom. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

You may not be the First Lady, but I’ll make you feel like one! Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Baby you can trust me, I always pull out at the last second. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

You’re causing a rise in my polls. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Wanna go back to my place and form a coalition? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Baby I’ll build you a moon base if you let me get to third. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I’ve got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Baby, you are hotter than the flag we’re burning. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Just because the national debt is going up doesn’t mean I cant go down on you baby. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I believe in your right to chose me. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Hey baby I got free contraceptives. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

You can raise more than my taxes! Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can! Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Is that the Constitution in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Are you in charge of the new Transportation Bill because you have been running through my mind all day. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

How about you poll me until I incumbent. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Hey baby, wanna make like the surplus and go down on me? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Care to work under me? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

If going out with you was a referendum, I’d vote yes Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

I see the flat tax wouldn’t apply to you hehe. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

How would you like to take a ride on my Air Force One? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Hey baby, do you want to join my party? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Your campaign headquarters or mine? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Do you wanna see a majority whip? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Baby you make me wanna stage a coup d’état to make you go down… on me. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

What is your favorite position… in the energy crisis debate? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

It is my duty to closely  examine all Party Organs. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Do you wanna go stuff the ballot box? Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest

Wanna come over to my place ? I’ve got some pro-growth policies we can talk about all night long. Share this…FacebookTwitterPinterest