Woah baby, you got my vote!

I may be conservative, but I’ll get liberal with you!

You must be Seward authorizing the purchase of Alaska because I’m experiencing some unprecedented growth.

I don’t need a CRS report to know how beautiful you are.

When it comes to hope and change, I hope you’ll go out with me, but if you say “no” then I’d prefer you change your mind.

You know, the national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.

Hey baby, wanna help preserve the institution of marriage?

Hey baby, I’m with the NSA and i already know you’ll like me so let’s just go out.

Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

I’d like to get your opinion on my poll.

Are there terrorists around? Because I think you’re the bomb.

Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?

Presidents do it four years in a row.

Ask not what I can do for you, ask what you can do for me on our date.

I might not be in your political party baby, but how about I just party with you tonight?

Baby I’m a property fan I’m into respecting your right to enjoy the benefits of an object, my object that is.

Hey babe, could you give my voting lever a little pull?

I’ll always preserve our union baby.

I’d like to swear you in as my Chief Executive Girlfriend.

Hey girl, are you gonna give me your phone number or should i just ask the NSA?