Political Pick Up Lines

Woah baby, you got my vote!

I may be conservative, but I’ll get liberal with you!

You must be Seward authorizing the purchase of Alaska because I’m experiencing some unprecedented growth.

I don’t need a CRS report to know how beautiful you are.

When it comes to hope and change, I hope you’ll go out with me, but if you say “no” then I’d prefer you change your mind.

You know, the national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.

Hey baby, wanna help preserve the institution of marriage?

Hey baby, I’m with the NSA and i already know you’ll like me so let’s just go out.

Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

I’d like to get your opinion on my poll.