Pirate Pick Up Lines

Anchor’s away.

Approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder: If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or…(put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder) THIS […]

Arg baby, Arg.

Arharrr, care to sink my battleship deary?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” (Female Pirate)

Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.

Baby, you unfurl my sails.

Bring on the storm, I like it rough.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

Come on, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)

Can I wear your patch ?

Come dock in my port.

Come on up and see me urchins.

Come show me how ye bury yet treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)

Do ya’ mind if the parrot watches?

Yer a good lookin’ wench, want to get some rum?

Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?

Wait ’til ye see what’s underneath the hat!

Can I see if ye have a rudder and a lot o’ sails hidden in that bodice?

Let’s make like worms and go to the crow’s nest!

Hey, seeing ye looking so nice, me glass eye must be doing me good!

Don’t worry, Milady. My cutlass is long and strong.

It’s not the way yer boat floats, it’s the way yer ship tips.

Wanna go get wrapped up in some sails? Ye can use ’em as blankets, ye know.

I’d love to have mutiny committed against me as long as I get stuck on a godforsaken island with you!

Let me be more than yer mate!

I’ll name me ship after ye…

Wanna see my secret tattoo?

Scream me name, and make sure ye say ‘Captain’ first.

Wanna see my bow?

Can I sail around yer coastline?

I want to plunder yer booty.

I want to dock in yer harbor!

Wanna see my gun? It’s a double barrel…