Best collection of physics pick up lines; The universe isn’t the only thing expanding at an infinite and unimaginable rate; Are you made of Barium and Beryllium, because you’re a total BaBe
Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.
Are you a carbon sample? because i want to date you
I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U
The universe isn’t the only thing expanding at an infinite and unimaginable rate.
Are you made of Barium and Beryllium, because you’re a total BaBe
Whether you’re measured in Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, etc., you’ll always be smoking hot to me.
Your refractive index must be greater than 2.42, because your beauty sparkles more than any diamond that I’ve ever seen.
Everyone told me that my chances with you were comparable to a planet forming near an o-type star, but you are kinder and more amazing than they accounted for.
Your presence in my life is like gravitational microlensing, and I can see things I didn’t know existed before
What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.
I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
I love you. Please don’t turn away from me just because I’m a physics major. Oh, okay, I’ll leave.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I’ll leave.
Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that’s just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe. No, it’s alright, I’ll just go over there.
I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?