Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.

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Are you a carbon sample? because i want to date you

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I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U

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The universe isn’t the only thing expanding at an infinite and unimaginable rate.

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Are you made of Barium and Beryllium, because you’re a total BaBe

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Whether you’re measured in Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, etc., you’ll always be smoking hot to me.

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Your refractive index must be greater than 2.42, because your beauty sparkles more than any diamond that I’ve ever seen.

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Everyone told me that my chances with you were comparable to a planet forming near an o-type star, but you are kinder and more amazing than they accounted for.

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Your presence in my life is like gravitational microlensing, and I can see things I didn’t know existed before

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What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

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