Did you know? Type O Blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread and is now called Type “O” blood. I guess you could call it a typo.

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Are you a carbon sample? because i want to date you

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I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U

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The universe isn’t the only thing expanding at an infinite and unimaginable rate.

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Are you made of Barium and Beryllium, because you’re a total BaBe

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Whether you’re measured in Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, etc., you’ll always be smoking hot to me.

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Your refractive index must be greater than 2.42, because your beauty sparkles more than any diamond that I’ve ever seen.

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Everyone told me that my chances with you were comparable to a planet forming near an o-type star, but you are kinder and more amazing than they accounted for.

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Your presence in my life is like gravitational microlensing, and I can see things I didn’t know existed before

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What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

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Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.

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I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.

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I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

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I love you. Please don’t turn away from me just because I’m a physics major. Oh, okay, I’ll leave.

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Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I’ll leave.

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Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that’s just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

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Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe. No, it’s alright, I’ll just go over there.

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I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

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My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?

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