Physics Pick Up Lines

I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U

The universe isn’t the only thing expanding at an infinite and unimaginable rate.

Are you made of Barium and Beryllium, because you’re a total BaBe

Whether you’re measured in Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, etc., you’ll always be smoking hot to me.

Your refractive index must be greater than 2.42, because your beauty sparkles more than any diamond that I’ve ever seen.

Everyone told me that my chances with you were comparable to a planet forming near an o-type star, but you are kinder and more amazing than they accounted for.

Your presence in my life is like gravitational microlensing, and I can see things I didn’t know existed before

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.

Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.

I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.

I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?

I love you. Please don’t turn away from me just because I’m a physics major. Oh, okay, I’ll leave.

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I’ll leave.

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that’s just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe. No, it’s alright, I’ll just go over there.

I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?

I’ll make you dinner. I’ll make you breakfast. But in between, we’ll have to have some dessert. And I’m a physics major.

Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.

How do you feel about group experiments?

Would a loser be able to recite pi out to 50 decimal places? Huh? Would he? Oh, okay. I’ll leave.

Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me.

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress ?

Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.

Hey, wanna get together like a superposition of 2 waves in phase ?

Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight ?

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency ?

Can I have your significant digits?

Did you swallow a magnet? Because you’re attractive.

Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you!

Its not just angular momentum that makes things go around, sometimes its love!