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HomeOffensive Pickup Lines

Offensive Pickup Lines

Are you not interested to your partner? Or you just want to offense them? These offensive pick up lines are the ultimate solution to do so, use them and don’t get offended. Be careful while using some of them, they may break the ice and get the partner into you very easily and some of these of fensive pick up lines may cause you a slap because it seems insulting :p. At any rate, they are guaranteed to work with you if you use them in the right place and time.

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Bad Pick Up Lines

If you were garbage would you let me take you out

If you were garbage would you let me take you out

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Are you cabbage ? Because i m hard

Are you cabbage ? Because i m hard

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Offensive Pickup Lines

Hey girl are you a coin? Cause you’re not worth much.

Hey girl are you a coin? Cause you’re not worth much.

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You were beautiful until your 30 day trial of Photoshop expired.

You were beautiful until your 30 day trial of Photoshop expired.

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Question? Um, does your a$$ ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?

Question? Um, does your a$$ ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?

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Hey girl, is your dad in jail? Because if I were your dad I’d be in jail.

Hey girl, is your dad in jail? Because if I were your dad I’d be in jail.

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Offensive Pickup Lines

Do you mind wearing this paper bag?

Do you mind wearing this paper bag?

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Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

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You’re gonna need a wheelchair after I’m done with you

You’re gonna need a wheelchair after I’m done with you

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and C, K!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and C, K!

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Know the difference between a bj and a chicken sandwich? No? What are you doing for lunch tomorrow?

Know the difference between a bj and a chicken sandwich? No? What are you doing for lunch tomorrow?

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You may not be the best looking girl in here but beauty is only a light switch away.

You may not be the best looking girl in here but beauty is only a light switch away.

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I’m not normally so attracted to ugly girls before two in the morning

I’m not normally so attracted to ugly girls before two in the morning

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Offensive Pickup Lines

I have a fetish for debasement, so I like to date the ugliest, dirtiest people I can possibly find. Wanna come back to my place?

I have a fetish for debasement, so I like to date the ugliest, dirtiest people I can possibly find. Wanna come back to my place?

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Offensive Pickup Lines

How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as you! (for chubby girls)

How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as you! (for chubby girls)

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Offensive Pickup Lines

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like an inbred!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like an inbred!

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Gym Pick Up Lines

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

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Offensive Pickup Lines

I believe there is a reason why beautiful women like you end up single.

I believe there is a reason why beautiful women like you end up single.

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Offensive Pickup Lines

I might not be the ocean but I’ll still rock your boat

I might not be the ocean but I’ll still rock your boat

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Offensive Pickup Lines

You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you.

You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you.

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Do you work in Subway? Because you’re giving me a foot long.

Do you work in Subway? Because you’re giving me a foot long.

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The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word.

The word for the night is legs, lets go back to my room and spread the word.

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Offensive Pickup Lines

Excuse me I lost my virginity can I have yours?

Excuse me I lost my virginity can I have yours?

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You remind me of my big toe… because i’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

You remind me of my big toe… because i’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

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Offensive Pickup Lines

Guy: Did you know I am a rapper?

Guy: Did you know I am a rapper?

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Girl: No

Girl: No

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Offensive Pickup Lines

Guy: (Takes p**** out)

Guy: (Takes p**** out)

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Well now that the p is out, I guess I’m a raper

Well now that the p is out, I guess I’m a raper

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Offensive Pickup Lines

I’ll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle

I’ll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle

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Offensive Pickup Lines

You have a nice body but it would look better in my bed with me in it.

You have a nice body but it would look better in my bed with me in it.

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Offensive Pickup Lines

You’re ugly but you intrigue me.

You’re ugly but you intrigue me.

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Offensive Pickup Lines

Hey baby, I got a back seat with your name on it.

Hey baby, I got a back seat with your name on it.

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Offensive Pickup Lines

hey baby, that’s a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it!

hey baby, that’s a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it!

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Offensive Pickup Lines

You wanna see a donkey show?

You wanna see a donkey show?

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I hope you’re as easy as your mom….

I hope you’re as easy as your mom….

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I’m good at math, U+I=69

I’m good at math, U+I=69

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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

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Offensive Pickup Lines

I’ve had so much to drink that you’re beginning to look good.

I’ve had so much to drink that you’re beginning to look good.

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You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

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Offensive Pickup Lines

You smell like trash, may I take you out?

You smell like trash, may I take you out?

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Offensive Pickup Lines

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Offensive Pickup Lines

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

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Who’s your friend?

Who’s your friend?

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You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

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Offensive Pickup Lines

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

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