I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

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If you were an STI I’d never get rid of you

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If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

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You’re about as gross as a fit person naked.

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Did you know that I saved a girl’s life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?

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You and I are like butt-cheeks. We may have crap between us, but we always stick together!

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I’d drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.

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You smell like trash. May i take you out.

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Girl you’re like a car accident, cause I just can’t look away.

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I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your butt.

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