Assalamu Alaikum, so what time does a Hur Al-Ayn (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?

123

Wanna pray in Jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?

133

Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my Deen?

127

Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part.

129

You can’t play basketball with a Hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.

127

Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?

119

To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

138

I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

134

Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.

138

OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me.

134

What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.

84

Can I have your Wali’s (parents) phone number?

81

So, read any good Surahs lately?

77

Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.

81

Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari’s?

100

Lets get married so I don’t have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room.

78

I’ve had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.

83

It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that’s the night that angels come down from Heaven.

86

Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?

75

You remind me of the Ka’aba. I can walk around you all day long.

73