Assalamu Alaikum, so what time does a Hur Al-Ayn (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?

Wanna pray in Jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?

Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my Deen?

Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part.

You can’t play basketball with a Hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.

Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?

To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.

OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me.