Assalamu Alaikum, so what time does a Hur Al-Ayn (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?

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Wanna pray in Jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?

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Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my Deen?

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Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part.

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You can’t play basketball with a Hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.

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Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?

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To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

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I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

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Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.

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OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me.

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