Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~

429

I C Major potential in us getting together.

100

I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?

102

Let’s measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

87

Call me AC/DC, because I’m gonna rock you all night long!

91

Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?

93

I bet that flute isn’t the only thing you know how to blow.

113

Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let’s get a little closer.

111

Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?

118

Girl, you give me a tromboner.

99

Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.

59

Would you like to play my organ?

42

How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.

43

Save a drum, bang a drummer.

43

Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

45

I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?

46

If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

46

Let’s make some sweet music together, honey.

47

A mouthpiece isn’t the only place I like to put my lips.

49

I can make you hit all the high notes!

41