Musical Pick Up Lines

Let’s measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

Call me AC/DC, because I’m gonna rock you all night long!

Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?

I bet that flute isn’t the only thing you know how to blow.

Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let’s get a little closer.

Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?

Girl, you give me a tromboner.

Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.

Would you like to play my organ?

How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.

Save a drum, bang a drummer.

Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?

I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?

If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

Let’s make some sweet music together, honey.

A mouthpiece isn’t the only place I like to put my lips.

I can make you hit all the high notes!

You had me at cello.

How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.

I’d like to finger your fret board.

The theme of this movement is love… Let’s develop it…

Damn girl, you’re looking sharp!

I’d tap that snare drum.

I’d love to strum your g-string

Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?

I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn’t mean I can’t show you a good time.

How ’bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets

Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?

hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i’ll Resolve to take you Home

you must be augmented cause my love for you just won’t diminish!

let’s do something romantic cause I’m baroque!

Will your adjust your note and resolve my raised member?

I want to make you tremolo.

Band: “are you french-horny for my trom-boner?”

Hey baby… you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

I want to rosin your bow.

How many positions can you get into?

The cello is the sexiest instrument: its large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.

I’m gonna make you go up an octave

I want to make you hit a high note.

Can I play with your tremolo arm?

I want to go up and down all your scales.

baby, you’d better lower your pitch, ’cause right now, you’re looking sharp!

I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.

Baby, you know soprano’s do it on top, but I’d be willing to be an alto for you

Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby

Lets have a tonic and get to your root

Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u’ll take your Falsetto an octive higher

Are you a piano, or a forte?

It would be great to rallentando floor with you.

Lets go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs

I wish I was your flute…then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long

Middle C is a great note, I’d love to play between your staffs.

49. Are you a piano, or a forte?

There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves…

So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?

You make me crescendo.

I’ll let you be the dominant.

You’re great on the sax, how about an encore?

You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

Hey baby…I wouldn’t mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!